Quirky dating quotes
” -Jonah Goldberg “What do dogs do on their day off? ” -George Carlin “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” -Groucho Marx “Dogs never bite me.
Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." -Bob Monkhouse "At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?Just humans.” -Marilyn Monroe “In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.” –Derek Bruce “Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” -Ann Landers “My cats inspire me daily. ” -Greg Curtis “You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! ’” -Dave Barry “A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.” -Author Unknown “To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” –Aldous Huxley “Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.” –Author Unknown “Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” -Sue Murphy “A dog desires affection more than its dinner.I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” -Bonnie Schacter “Handle every situation like a dog.If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” –Author Unknown “I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!